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Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book.
Sample Book Insights:
#1 The outdoors, no matter how fancy, is not the natural habitat of carpet. The white carpet at the Netflix Emmys party bothered me so much that I failed to notice I was in the middle of what could have easily been a genuine fever dream.
#2 I was eventually able to meet Jennifer Aniston, one of the most beloved celebrities there was. I was terrified, but she was extremely welcoming and warm. She did not ask me about my show, but instead just wanted to know if I had seen Friends.
#3 I was never interested in pursuing Hollywood success. I was a financially insecure autistic Australian genderqueer vagina-wielding situation who did not have a bird-like skeletal system. I was too lazy to pursue anything that could only ever lead to being a monumental waste of time and energy.
#4 I had written a show denouncing the two most overly sensitive demographics in the world: straight white cis men and self-righteous comedians. I had only myself to blame for the backlash that followed.
